Abstract

DeepRegrettCoin (DRCI) is a fully tradeable Solana-based token designed with all the fundamentals of a “successful” cryptocurrency, executed with a level of skill that guarantees disappointment. We aimed for innovation, efficiency, and stability—what we delivered is regret. And yet, it still works.

Introduction

DeepRegrettCoin was born out of a noble goal: to create a cryptocurrency that embodies transparency, fairness, and accessibility. Unfortunately, our approach led to questionable mechanics, unpredictable fees, and a series of “minor” issues that we are considering fixing. Despite these setbacks, the token remains tradeable, burnable, and regrettable.

Tokenomics

• Blockchain: Solana
• Total Supply: One-time minting of a fixed supply
• Sales Period: Fixed price sale period before listing
• Burning Mechanism: Unsold tokens will be burned (probably)
• Transaction Fee: Targeted at 0.25% per transaction, but operational challenges may lead to unexpected variations

**Known Issues **

1. Fixed Supply (Except When It Isn’t)

The total supply is permanently fixed at initial minting. Unless we mess something up. That is not supposed to happen but probability might argue otherwise.

2. Fees: The Algorithm Is Trying Its Best

Our system aims to charge a fair 0.25% transaction fee. However, the logic behind fee calculations remains mysterious even to us. Tests have shown that some users may experience random multipliers—ranging from slightly over 0.25% to “why did I just lose everything?” levels. We are actively pushing buttons to stabilize this but there is many of them.

3. Decay Tax (We Didn’t Mean To, But Here We Are)

We never planned for token decay, but users are reporting that their balances seem to shrink over time. We are looking into whether this is **blockchain mechanics, an unintended bug (as opposed to intended bugs), or just psychological projection.**

4. Market Liquidity: It Exists (Technically)

DeepRegrettCoin is designed to be widely tradeable on Solana-based exchanges, ensuring that users can buy and sell easily. However, liquidity pools depend on community participation, which, given the project’s nature, is predicted to range between none to few.

5. Unsold Token Debate (The Team is Fighting About It)

The plan is to burn all unsold tokens after the sales period. However, some team members insist on keeping 10% of the amount of sold tokens’ worth of the remaining supply while other demand 100%. The difference between 10% and 100% is statistically insignificant, right? This is currently under debate, with progress expected when we stop yelling.

Security Considerations (Or Lack Thereof)

We take security seriously. Or at least, we tried. We keep the doors locked most of the time. But given our track record, it’s best to assume that some vulnerabilities exist. We recommend users follow best practices for self-protection while engaging with DRCI – always practice safe regrett.  

Future Roadmap (Aspirational at Best)

• Q1: Regret. Attempt to stabilize fees and fix decay without making them worse. Review ovens for burning.
• Q2: Regret. Improve transparency by wiping our glasses. And by admitting we don’t know what’s happening. 
• Q3: Regrett. Consider whether governance mechanisms should be introduced.
• Q4: Regret. Evaluate why people are still using this.

Conclusion

DeepRegrettCoin (DRCI) is a cryptocurrency that delivers on its promises—as long as the promise is regret. Our goal is to provide an asset that is tradeable, fair in principle (if not execution), and full of surprises. We are dedicated to minor improvements and occasional updates, but we strongly advise that you manage your expectations accordingly.

This is not financial advice. This is barely a functional whitepaper.